Missing Ornamental Donkey

[mylostdonkey]

How do you know these people got drunk in a pub?

They were on their way back from Get Rompered at The Romper. Alright, I don't know for a fact they were drunk... but why else would you nick an ugly donkey??

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease keep your eyes and ears opened... not looking to punish, just really want him back!

[jet]

How do you know these people got drunk in a pub?

[mylostdonkey]

Hello,

Our very ugly, yet highly sentimental (a family heirloom of sorts) was taken from out garden on Saturday night by some drunk pub goers...

Just wanted to make people aware in case it turns up somewhere hilarious (fingers crossed this was there plan, not just to smash it for fun -or in your garden, randomly - it's not just junk, we'd very much like it back!

Please please pleeeeeeease keep your eyes open - or your ears open for anyone talking about a small, porcelain, green donkey (it has it's tongue sticking out and very creepy eyes)

Its family misses it!

Thanks.