This post has stretched many beyond the bounds of tedium both in its content and its apparent longevity.
As far as the Royal Mail is concerned, It has been suggested that The Royal Warrant should be ..." withdrawn".
It has also been suggested that the posties...are a "den of thieves". Which quite frankly is a disgraceful slur to make.
Put into perspective, it is about one missing letter, when the service delivers absolute Zillions of them. Anything could have happened to this consignment - there are countless possibilities.
i had a dotty Aunt many years ago. She had a similar issue with a birthday card and a postal order that didn't arrive at its destination. She complained and accused everybody from the local postman to the postmaster general (there was such a person in those days) anyway it didn't turn up. Everybody in the family knew about "Auntie Eadies Postal Order" and if you didn't she soon made sure that you did . It became a bit of a family joke in the end. It was even mentioned by her son at her funeral, only obviously in a respectful way. Some time after the funeral my cousins were clearing her house out and guess what they found pressed between the pages of a book - yeah the postal order, nobody had any idea how it had got there, but there it was crossed, sealed and stamped, - she'd not even posted it.
Anyway, all I've done now is add to the tedium and the longevity.
By the way Alan just for your info the quote about 'evil' (and a missing birthday card is hardly that is it ?) was often attributed in the past to the irish politician Burke. However more recent research has found no trace of it in his work and it is now confidently thought to be an utterance of the American Temperance Preacher Charles Aked who first said it many years (centuries I think ) after Burke had died.