Seems there is more life in Marple than I had imagined!! 
Same here - Mrs Dave always says I'm naive and innocent, and maybe she's right!
I drove along Torkington Road yesterday, and I didn't see any flashing neon signs advertising 'escorts' or 'massage'. No red lights either.....
So let's stop being so coy - where is it?

(Not that I'm interested, of course.......)