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Title: Pigeons
Post by: Mike in Marple on April 05, 2005, 10:53:04 PM
Does anyone know how to get rid of pigeons?

They are classed sa vermin, but apparently I'm not allowed to kill them!
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Howard on April 05, 2005, 11:15:05 PM
Get a cat.
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Mike in Marple on April 05, 2005, 11:35:38 PM
I'd need a Cheetah with the amount of them!
Title: Pigeons
Post by: on April 06, 2005, 09:36:04 AM
I'm afraid I'm going to have to speak to the moderator with regard to these hurtful and unwarranted remarks!
My family and I are just trying to eke out a living like the rest of you and find that these coooomments just make our lives harder & harder.
How would you like it if I threatened you with a cat?
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Mike in Marple on April 06, 2005, 09:38:37 AM
I apologise to all Pigeon kind if I have caused any offence.

However, you are tresspassing on private property and I request you vacate the area or I will have to seek legal advice.
Title: Pigeons
Post by: sgk on April 06, 2005, 10:21:07 AM
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The Government has ruled that it is now illegal to shoot a crow, rook or pigeon for the pot without scaring it first. The legislation says shooters must attempt to frighten off the birds before pulling the trigger.

Only when the birds fail to respond can he or she shoot it for dinner. The same rule applies to farmers who have shooting days blasting woodpigeons and rooks to protect their crops or gamebirds.


More details in Times Online Article "Gun law : don't shoot first, shout"
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Howard on April 06, 2005, 02:18:03 PM
Seriously though, Mike. You should contact Stockport MCB Environmental Health and they can offer some good suggestions.
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Mike in Marple on April 06, 2005, 03:20:13 PM
I have contacted them and they advised me to stop feeding them!

Unfortunatley, I have never fed them and they still wont go away.
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Howard on April 07, 2005, 04:21:36 PM
Raise it through one of the local councillors. In my experience, any enquiry that comes to a council office with a councilors name on it gets faster treatment than just a member of Joe public. A little judicious nagging of your local elected representative should do the trick.
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Mike in Marple on April 07, 2005, 11:15:17 PM
Many thanks.  I'll try that
Title: Pigeons
Post by: alan@marple on April 10, 2005, 10:10:32 AM
I came home today and my cat was pawing the window pane in ecstasy, I came over to see what it was and I found a pigeon laying on a flower pot. I suspected that it was laying an egg but the flower pot it's in the open air. I put a carton box over the nest and cut out a square hole on the side for the mother to enter. She's now gone and I'm afraid I must've scared her cause she doesn't seem to be coming back, I'm not sure maybe I should give her some more time. Does anybody know if she will come back? If not, for how long can the egg survive outside without warmth? In the event the mother doesnto come back how do I hatch the egg? I'm new to this and I want to help that pigeon. Anybody help, please?
Thank you
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Tricky on April 10, 2005, 10:32:47 AM
Pigeon Egg With Black Pepper & Mushroom

  hei jiao xian gu ge dan   (Mandarin)

Materials
Pigeon Egg    12 pc
Fresh small Mushrooms    100 g
Chicken Meat    100g
Minced Garlic   1/4 tbsp
Red Pepper    1 pc

Sauce  
Stock Soup    6 tbsp
Black Pepper Powder    1/2 tbsp
Sugar & Dark Soy Sauce    1/2 tbsp
Light Soy Sauce    1/2 tbsp
Conflour    1 tbsp

Steps
1)   Boil pigeon eggs until cooked, move shell after eggs cool
2)   Parboil the boiled pigeon eggs in hot oil until golden, dish up
3)   Wash red pepper, move out seeds, cut into small slices
4)   Heat wok with 1 tbsp oil, add mushrooms & chicken meat and stir fry
5)   Add eggs, sauce and minced garlic, mix well
6)   Dish up until boiled, sprinkle the red pepper over and serve

 ;)
Title: Pigeons
Post by: admin on April 10, 2005, 10:42:32 AM
Alan,

We keep Doves (white pigeons) and I can advise you that you would be wasting your time.

The egg is almost certainly not hatchable now, but even if it was and you somehow managed to hatch it, you would not be able to feed the young bird. Baby pigeons are fed by their mothers eating grain, corn or whatever they can find and when it is partly digested they bring it back up directly down the throat of the baby bird. Quite a tall order for a human!

The pigeon that layed the egg will have forgotten all about it by now and will probably be in the process of making another one already.

The best thing to do is put it in the bin or on your compost heap, or find another 11 to try Tricky's recipe. Sorry but it's a cruel world!
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Rachael on April 10, 2005, 03:35:23 PM
The Pigeon
(by Douglas Florian)



I don't claim to
Love the pigeon,
But I like it
Just a smidgen.
Pigeons don't get
No respect
Just because they
Hunt and peck.
When they walk
Their heads go bobbin' -
You don't see that
In a robin.
They will sit right
On your shoulder.
Not too many
Birds are bolder.
Just be thankful
They're around
To pick up crumbs
Left on the ground.
Title: Pigeons
Post by: tina on April 10, 2005, 09:26:28 PM
What a lovely poem Rachael, but I did notice it was not wrote by yourself. Maybe you could make one up for us all?
With Marple being the theme ?    ???
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Rachael on April 10, 2005, 11:56:50 PM
Tina, how could I refuse........

A pigeon flew into Marple
And saw a magnificent pot
"I think today is my egg laying day"
Perched on it and started to squatt.

The egg started coming out slowly
The pigeon went all of a dither
There looking at her , a big ginger cat
"My lucks in, that pigeons my dinner"

So, off she flew the poor pigeon
Right over Memorial Park
"I aint no dinner, that fat cats no winner"
"I'll come back into marple when dark"

Back she flew, the poor pigeon
Right back to the place where she squatted
But her treasure was gone, no where to be found
The egg had already been spotted

But all was not lost, it was Alan
A man who is loved and has fans,
It was him helping  our poor old pigeon
To help, with magnificent plans

Poor "Alan at Marple" he tried,
But the outcome was only one winner
Poor pigeon came back, the prized egg was gone
Cooked in some egg pinchers dinner.




Thank you Tina,  I hope you enjoy!!!
Title: Pigeons
Post by: tina on April 11, 2005, 09:13:34 AM
Fantastic Rachael!  You have put a smile on my face :)
You really have a flow  ..... next challenge.....
A poem about the middlewood way perhaps?

By the way Alan has mrs pigeon come back yet?
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Rachael on April 11, 2005, 12:41:35 PM
Tina, I am charmed that you liked my poem, Leave this one with me, I am up for the challenge, watch this space!!!
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Howard on April 11, 2005, 05:10:42 PM
Whilst not being particularly creative myself in the poetry field, I may be able to help.

Click here for links to pigeon poems.
Title: Pigeons
Post by: tina on April 11, 2005, 11:43:40 PM
Rachael I do hope you don't cheat and look on that link below.
I would like an original from yourself, you are obviously very talented. Remember the theme has to be about the middlewood way, not pigeons. Would anyone else  like to take on the challenge?  All budding poets can enter too if you like.  ;)
Title: Pigeons
Post by: orangewhip on April 12, 2005, 03:10:32 PM
I left the pigeons in Piccadilly to strut like oily gangsters,
To face the knotted knuckles on the Middlewood Way,
Punching tyres and rattling seats.
Then a smooth glide towards picnic benches,
And limp sandwiches wrapped in foil are released,
Cheekily showing processed tongues.

Back on the path
You are always in the middle of a wood if you know the way.
Title: Pigeons
Post by: on April 12, 2005, 04:59:54 PM
Are you on something????
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Rachael on April 12, 2005, 05:09:23 PM
I woke up one morning
The sky a lovely blue
My feet they started itching
I wondered what to do?

These feet they need some walking
Im going for a hike
Onto a lovely path I stepped
I got run over by a bike!

What is this path Ive come across
My hike has turned out tricky
Ive got run over by a bike
My feet are feeling sticky

"Its tarmac dear" an old man said
"It hasnt quite yet set"
"A horse got stuck, an hour ago"
"He's  with the local vet"

So on the path I carried on
I came across some steps
They led into a farmers field
Guess what happened next?

I got confronted by a sheep
He said his name was Fred,
He had a wife named  Dolly
But she was still in bed.

He had a mate, who had got lost
And could I help him back
It was a little pigeon
Her colours grey and black.

So on my shoulder pigeon perched
Told me a sorry tale
About how her egg had dissapeared
My face was turning pale!

How could I tell poor pigeon
Her egg was someones tea
And that I knew the culprit
At least it wasnt me!

He was lost and so was I
The path went on forever,
We never got to see the end
At least we were together!!
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Rachael on April 12, 2005, 05:23:58 PM
Tina, hope you like my new poem, I forgot to title it middlewood way, and sometimes my poor pigeon gets call "He", but I know you will still like it!
Title: Pigeons
Post by: on April 12, 2005, 05:42:47 PM
?????????????
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Rachael on April 12, 2005, 05:56:36 PM
Hope you enjoyed both my poems that I made up  A. pigeon (wasnt sure if you were a mr or a mrs!;)
Title: Pigeons
Post by: tina on April 12, 2005, 06:15:50 PM
Well what can I say?  You amaze me Rachael  :D  Are you a real poet I wonder as you have the flow,  ???  
Alan@marple will be so pleased his message has amounted to such a response.

Also well done orangewhip   :D but Racheal wins hands down!

Next challenge .......    A poem about intended houses on the Ridge site?  maybe mrs pigeon could have an adventure there?

I shall be waiting  :laugh:
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Rachael on April 12, 2005, 06:33:25 PM
oooooh Tina, you are stretching my poetic wisdom now!!!, but never let it be said im not up for the challenge, uum new houses.....thats going to be a tough one, but leave it with me.
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Howard on April 12, 2005, 08:35:19 PM
Title: Pigeons
Post by: tina on April 12, 2005, 10:20:57 PM
HAHA  Mrs Pigeon is cooking up a surprise for you tonight alan@marple, or maybe it's for you Rachael? after all you are making her famous now around marple, she will not be able to lay in peace! :blush:
Title: Pigeons
Post by: orangewhip on April 13, 2005, 12:39:26 PM
Inspired by Rachaels use of the rhyming couplet I composed the following, loosely based on the proposed housing at Hibbert Lane:

Shielded from the city of Manchester,
Nestles a village called Marple,
Which once had green fields and historic buildings,
But fell into a right debacle

Bulls that dozed in inner city sites,
Suddenly awoke and sought pastures new,
Ground their way down the motorway,
And destroyed a place beloved by me and you

History gone and Lego bricks go up,
Marple's face scarred and grey,
We are left dancing helplessly to cement mixers,
As nature and beauty pass forever away.
  
Progress always involves decline.
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Rachael on April 13, 2005, 01:15:33 PM
A Little pigeons Nest!


Last year I had a little nest
It was inside a college
Where people go to study books
And learn some pigeon Knowledge

This year I went to find my bed
Instead I found some houses
With gardens with big washing lines
And on them "Alans trousers"

Where had it gone my little bed
I thought Alan was  my mate
Hes bought a house, on hibbert lane
I'll get him, if I  squatt and wait

So out he stepped  old Alan
Out of his brand  new door
He took one step and skidded
Upon my poop, left on the floor.
Title: Pigeons
Post by: tina on April 13, 2005, 02:53:10 PM
Rachael you are a nutty fruitcake! :D  
Orangewhip you try so hard, but Rachael always pips you at the post. :blush:
My challenges are to easy! I need to think of a new one!  
Hows about....handbury's building this time, see if you can paint a nice picture of it?  
I'm going to scratch my head a bit and see if I can think of a better theme!  :D   so I will leave you with the Handbury's challenge for now!  :alien:
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Rachael on May 18, 2005, 02:39:30 PM
hey, im still thinking Tina, watch this space!!
Title: Pigeons
Post by: tina on May 18, 2005, 06:04:58 PM
thought you had given up Rachael !  :)
Title: Pigeons
Post by: on May 22, 2005, 11:16:01 PM
do you all have a thing for pigeons? ???    I see lots around Marple, and reading this subject on here it looks like you all have a bit of Jack Duckworth in you all!!  I wonder do you all have pigeon loft's in your back gardens too?  :D
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Rachael on September 08, 2006, 05:47:29 PM
Uuuuum now, can you put a gambling shop and a pigeon together???

I thought I would bump this post up again as today I was talking about pigeons, I have sent my friend my pigeon poems that I have written on here.

She says I have too much time on my hands!!

 :p
Title: Pigeons
Post by: Mr Mansfield on September 08, 2006, 11:54:56 PM
Try the Pigeon quiz


http://www.guardian.co.uk/quiz/questions/0,5961,434726,00.html
Title: Re: Pigeons
Post by: Rachael on October 05, 2011, 06:35:49 PM
Bumped up especially for Tina  :)
Title: Re: Pigeons
Post by: marpudlian on December 30, 2011, 07:30:54 PM
How about a scarecrow?  ;D