Christmas is coming and villains make plans
At this time of peace and goodwill,
They need money for beer and plenty of cheer,
So their swag bags they have to fill.

They break into homes and steal from cars
They even mug your old Mum,
Those goods that you sought and eagerly bought
They steal and sell on, for fun.

When leaving your homes, lock windows and doors,
When shopping, put goods in the boot,
Because if you are slack, when you get back
They'll have deprived you of all of your loot.